Oppositelock Membership Exam

"macanamera" (macanamera)
03/27/2015 at 11:50 • Filed to: None

Given the massive increase in applications, Oppositelock must begin testing new applicants. Here is the official standardized exam which will help the Oppositelock Admissions Council make the inevitably difficult decisions ahead of them. Good luck!

Scoring:

110,000+= 95th percentile

100,000+=80th percentile

90,000+= 70th percentile, minimum passing score

https://www.onlinequizcreator.com/oppo-membershi…

DISCUSSION (79)

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:54

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Aaron M - MasoFiST > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:55

I scored 108,549. Does this mean I can have posting privileges now?

Cherry_man1 > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:55

Kinja'd!!!

My score.

GTI Sprinks > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:55

92,149

Sn210 > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:56

Kinja'd!!!

Do I get a discount on my Jalopnik Gold account for 2016? I've already paid in full for 2015

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:57

Only 95,133

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:57

I got a 4

Mattbob > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:58

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damn, got one wrong.

macanamera > Sn210
03/27/2015 at 11:58

Jalopnik Gold payments are non-refundable.

macanamera > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:58

Extra internet points for anyone that beats my score.

Sn210 > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 11:58

I'm not even mad, it's so worth it!

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2015 at 11:58

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
03/27/2015 at 11:59

HAH! BEAT YOU! 113,360!

BrtStlnd > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:00

90,643

John Deere makes the best diesel engines.

Converse > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:00

I scored 115,632 or P2 overall. As of right now that is.

HammerheadFistpunch > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:00

My personal entrance exam looks something like this:

Looks at commenting history

Notices they aren't a dick

Notices they have more than a day or two's worth of comment history

Doesn't have a stupid username like OnlyItalianCarsAreGoodAndYourCarSucksAndAlsoIHateYou

Isn't obviously someone we banned with a new account

Boom.

I work on the "prove me wrong" principle.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:01

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Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:01

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Should be good enough right?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sn210
03/27/2015 at 12:03

I got 98,727 And it said I ranked 2nd...

Say whut?

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:04

102,825... I passed yay!!!! :D

thebigbossyboss > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2015 at 12:04

Must have forgotten your own name I guess.

thebigbossyboss > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:04

93611

$kaycog > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:05

I got 84,869. That quiz is hilarious! Good job!!!!

Sn210 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/27/2015 at 12:06

haha I think everyone is second. There's 4-5 other comments that say they're second

CB > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:06

104,004. Pretty good, I think. I only got the dog name wrong (I'm sorry).

McMike > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:07

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Milky > HammerheadFistpunch
03/27/2015 at 12:08

… but I think that user name is kinda funny ….

Flat Six > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:09

Dang, only 99,340 :(

How am I supposed to know your dog's name!!!

HammerheadFistpunch > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:09

oh I failed. Cummins my eye. Its cat all the way baby!

Funktheduck > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:09

Doing this on my phone I lost points. There was a delay between when I hit the answer and when it registered. Clearly fixed and broken and not fair at all. You must now correct everything so it suits me and my needs because I am a special butterfly.

Nibbles > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:11

113,746. 2nd best opponaut

Flat Six > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:11

On the second try, so it doesn't count :)

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You've ranked 1st of Oppo Membership Test

Dsscats > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:12

Kinja'd!!!

BorkBorkBjork > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:12

POS website keeps freezing when I answer the fifth or so question, then is just says I've "Run out of Time".

I'm gonna consider the fact that I've raced in LeMons to be the AP exemption to this exam.

HammerheadFistpunch > Milky
03/27/2015 at 12:12

its a reference to a specific person

PatBateman > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:13

I scored just over 100k, but I was also talking on the phone with people.

Firewrx234 > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:14

Kinja'd!!!

What do I win?

Alex B > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:15

Kinja'd!!!

I don't even know how I did so bad. Is it graded on a curve?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:15

Kinja'd!!!

CKeffer > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:16

I scored a 106,070 .....does this mean I can get discounts on my breakfast scotch now?

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:16

SR20, you said?

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:17

No mention of Brian's History of Jalopnik. Fail.

KirkyV > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:21

Kinja'd!!!

My compulsive need to select 'Steve' whenever presented with a question to which it may be the answer robbed me.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch
03/27/2015 at 12:21

Aka "stupid luddites" for short? Definitely a great username.

ZacharyR > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:23

Kinja'd!!!

In case the image gets Kinja'd, I scored a 105,471. I definitely spend too much time reading Oppo.

macanamera > For Sweden
03/27/2015 at 12:24

I didnt want to be too exclusive. There will be an advanced test soon.

pdx107 > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:32

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Not ideal, Ill go hide now

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:32

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Manuél Ferrari > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:33

Just keeding :D

Manuél Ferrari > thebigbossyboss
03/27/2015 at 12:33

Yeah I'm the Opposite of smart

CaptDale - is secretly British > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:42

Kinja'd!!!

Do I win?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > macanamera
03/27/2015 at 12:42

Kinja'd!!!

Wasn't trying, but nowhere near the level of others here.

I really do wonder what Oppo has to say about all those RHD 4WD minivans in BC.

HammerheadFistpunch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/27/2015 at 12:43

not that one, something something AmericanCars

Eli's Got 2 > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2015 at 12:43

I got 0 and I can't stop laughing

Manuél Ferrari > Eli's Got 2
03/27/2015 at 12:44

Haha did you actually fill it out?

I was just kidding

Eli's Got 2 > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2015 at 12:48

Noooooo. Come on. I played with no acct. I only had 4 questions and I know I got the Sriracha one right. I mean, Mac is a total basic bro. LOL

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch
03/27/2015 at 12:49

Heh.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KirkyV
03/27/2015 at 12:51

I have that same compulsion. It's why I have numerous objects named Steve and even have run D&D games in which NPCs were named Steve. We should form a support group.

Manuél Ferrari > Eli's Got 2
03/27/2015 at 12:51

yay Siracha!

Eli's Got 2 > Manuél Ferrari
03/27/2015 at 12:55

*rolls eyes*

*puts sriracha on my sushi*

Haha ttyl

macanamera > CaptDale - is secretly British
03/27/2015 at 12:55

You do win. If that was your first try.